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tard farm

Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.
I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.
by Golfhaus September 9, 2004
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tard pack

Began as a nickname for the XBOX 360 core system because only tards and clueless parents buy it. It has now transformed into an insult and used as a variation of tard.
by NESticle January 2, 2006
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douche tard

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010
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Tard Nugget

Any person who acts "tardish," as if their brain was replaced by a "nugget" of shit.
by MoFoChuck March 2, 2010
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Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.
Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004
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Tard Temps

A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.
I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.
by The Hero7 March 2, 2019
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try-tard

A person who spends all their time and effort trying to look cool and to be accepted by their peers, but they always end up looking hugely stupid.

.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.
Ex 1: "Man, I got put into a class with the new chick. She copies everyone, talks really loudly and thinks that all the guys flirt with her. She's such a try-tard."

Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."
by Question? July 15, 2009
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