Twilight

a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly

in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone

by twilightjunkie May 31, 2010

Twilight

A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.

I hope its not like Twilight

by Emil Koerts September 11, 2010

Twilight

The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.

Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!

Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.

by a guy with common sense March 13, 2010

Twilight

A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.

It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.

"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"

"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"

by GreenDayFreak July 1, 2009

Twilight

An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.

My version of Twilight:

Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.

Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.

END.

by Typical Elitist Metalhead July 9, 2010

twilight

a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.

aww man, that book sucks! ...oh, wait, no. not compared to twilight, it's not.

by gorillabear June 30, 2010

Twilight

Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.

"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."

"We'll do the spell at Twilight."

"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."

"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"

by 2Girrls1Laptop September 19, 2009