turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

turbo termerity

Colossal nerve, even to the point that strains belief.

That fat douchebag Edward Kennedy has the turbo termerity to lecture anyone on law?

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 27, 2005

Turbo Slut

Not just your ordinary slut at a club, but one that works the room at a much faster pace.

that chick is such a turbo slut, all skanked out for some lucky bastard

by redsoxnationnorth February 14, 2006

turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.

sadaam forgot his turbo sandals

by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008

Turbo-Cuddling

Turbo cuddling (turbo cuddler, T.C., or T.C-ing.). An act by an individual that demands an often obscene quantity of cuddling. This individual can be annoying at times, but has nothing but best intentions in mind. It's a person that's far too sensitive for their own good and needs both feedback and valadation much more so than your average companion.

"Babe? Seriously, just come a little bit closer - it's time for some Turbo-Cuddling."

by Billy Hughes December 12, 2008

Turbo Rod

Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.

Would she get turbo rod?

by Adam the chin January 11, 2009