When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
by OrchardThief August 09, 2016
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
by Raffandjeff October 17, 2008
by Redstoneqwwe November 02, 2020
When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
by El horchata August 24, 2017
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018
an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
by Baba Gaga June 04, 2010
by That Atheist Lesbian November 02, 2020