Your Truth

A lie.

You have to tell your truth about how math is racist.

by Mozzastryl January 6, 2022

Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)

I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/

by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014

trough troll

A man who lies down, usually face up, in a trough-style urinal, in hopes that other men will urinate on him. They exist almost exclusively in dark, seedy gay leather bars.

I had to pee, but there was a trough troll, so I used the stall instead.

by jared_sf January 5, 2008

truthdig

hyper righteous web journal which entertains some of the most vapid comments ever written by hands with opposable thumbs. apocalyptic doers good gone bad.

this just in from the sanctified offies of truthdig; rush limbaugh is a mean-spirited blowhard, glenn beck holding fay wray hostage atop empire state building threatening world's soy milk supply, oh the humanity (excepting our commenters).

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

Trough monkey

a female (or male) that resides in male urinals,whos sole purpose is to suck the remaning urine out of a males dick after pissing.

that narina girl is a trough monkey

by Roach1 September 30, 2005

Trout Stalker

Alot of people use the term Trout for a 40+ man out looking to pickup younger girls so maybe it means someone looking for older men? Others think it's being interested in large penises..... the term was mentioned on Chrisley knows best when they were looking up handler names for cb radio.

Uncle Richard watch out for that trout Stalker she's got wizard sleeves! Hahaha

by Ginjaminge September 9, 2020