dude: so then i d-
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out
tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out
tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)
by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx April 16, 2017
Get the tommug. 
A super cool guy who is like so cool. I think I forgot to say how cool Tom is, he is so epic like duuuuuude omg let's go victory royale epic win wooo yes
Tom is so cool
by Specal cloud April 25, 2021
Get the Tommug. A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!
Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“
by TomHnumber1FAN September 20, 2010
Get the Tommug. A clique of losers and other assorted outcasts, like that emo kid Dan that sits two desks up from you in math and you always wanted to say hey Dan I forgot to shave this morning, can I borrow a razor but you don't have the balls. Or that Goth kid. You know the one. Nerds or any other form of dork are not considered Tom Tom Club members.
I use to hang out by the ampitheatre but this Tom Tom Club started hanging out there, so now I hang out by the quad.
by Titanium Alloy January 18, 2008
Get the Tom Tom Clubmug. by Female Faggot August 27, 2018
Get the Tommug. by wesuck_eric October 28, 2010
Get the Damnit Tom-Tommug.