Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

by Horror Hey March 17, 2008

pounding blow

The act of snorting a large amount of cocaine. Often followed by a particularly nasty nosebleed.

Person A: Hey, you up for a wake-and-bake?

Person B: Yeah, that sounds nice, but I like to start my day pounding blow.

Person A: Damn cokeheads...

by Chik'N'Stu November 19, 2009

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.

by mudmonster November 19, 2009

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

by Bonesey July 19, 2010

corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)

Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.

by foobar231 October 23, 2010

earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 5, 2008