Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

by Horror Hey March 18, 2008

Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.

Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..

by facehouse July 05, 2011

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

Ground Pound

1. To have epic sex with someone, or to pound someone at max power
2. To slam one’s fist into the ground so hard that a crack appears in the floor, mostly appearing in anime

“Did you hear? He ground pounded his girl last night so hard that she would not stop moaning!”
“In Dragon Ball Z, the best fight scenes always involve one of the characters performing a full power ground pound.”

by May 12, 2021

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV August 21, 2015

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 05, 2011

corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)

Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.

by foobar231 October 23, 2010