Long ting

A phrase used to describe something that:

a) Takes a long time
b) Is tedious or stressful
c) Doesn't interest you

Originates from London.

a)
Guy 1: Shall we walk to College?
Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting

b)
Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow.
Guy 2: That's a long ting.

c)
Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting

by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

Man says him a ting, then him a ting

"You are what you say you are"

Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.

1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

by Malus1234 December 28, 2010

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

The magic words that the Witch Doctor will give you to cause someone to fall in love with you.

I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you. And then the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do he told me: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

by Bugalo Shrimp December 9, 2008

Batteri Ting

Referring to a female who enjoys being around a lot of men. With the desire of sexual pleasure. Leading to what us know as a,”Gangbang.”

Ex.”That girls a batteri ting.”

by definitionerer December 14, 2017

Fa-Ting

The act of sexual intercourse but not love-making.

Synonyms: Fuck, Bang, Pipe, Stuff

So did you and Marisa Fa-Ting?

Yes I Fa-Tinged her.

by King Dick Newport June 3, 2009

Sum ting

One item, something

Look, there is sum ting over there.

by Chris&Annee January 16, 2021

Yi Ting

A person who is sensitive and meticulous, super kind-hearted and independent. Loved and highly raved by patients. The Miss Popular Queen. Hundreds of people line up just to see her, even to the extent of waking up at 5am just to get the chance to see her for a few minutes. A girl who is beautiful inside out. However, never get her to speak at your event because her voice is so soothing and comforting that everyone will be so mesmerized, they will fall asleep and dream of light airy waffles. Gifted with healing abilities and a super caring heart filled with love and compassion. If you're born a Yi Ting, be mentally prepared for many people will sing praises about you and you will have a large fan base.

Girl: "Who is the very kind, skilled, sensitive, meticulous, loving, reliable, beautiful, goddess-like woman in the clinic!"
Patient: "That must be Yi Ting. We woke up at 5am to see her."
Patient2: "Yea, sounds like her. She always appears in my dreams."

by icemochi August 27, 2021