carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.

She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020

Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017