douche tard

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.

You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.

by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010

Tard Nugget

Any person who acts "tardish," as if their brain was replaced by a "nugget" of shit.

You sir, are a fucking Tard Nugget.

by MoFoChuck March 2, 2010

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Tard

A person who is not good enough to be a retard. Socialy lower than a geek and may be slightly mentally deformed.

If you live in essex you are a tard.

by essexgal June 1, 2004

Tard Temps

A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.

I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.

by The Hero7 March 2, 2019

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

try-tard

A person who spends all their time and effort trying to look cool and to be accepted by their peers, but they always end up looking hugely stupid.

.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.

Ex 1: "Man, I got put into a class with the new chick. She copies everyone, talks really loudly and thinks that all the guys flirt with her. She's such a try-tard."

Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."

by Question? July 15, 2009