Texting While Intoxicated
guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"
guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"
guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"
by OMGR8US May 11, 2011
Get the TWI mug.Someone who gripes about the twilight saga or its fans despite whether they've read the series or not.
Person One: Bella and Edward are so lame! I can't believe you like them!
Person Two: Have you even READ the books? Seen the movie?
Person One: No but...
Person Two: Shut up Twi-Griper!
Person Two: Have you even READ the books? Seen the movie?
Person One: No but...
Person Two: Shut up Twi-Griper!
by RueSault September 27, 2009
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Typing while intoxicated. Usually leading to instant messaging/emailing people who you normally don't talk to, but it seems like a good idea at the time.
Joe: Hey mike, remeber that chick Lauren we met at the bar a month ago
Mike: The one with the nice money makers?
Joe: Ya, i TWIed last night to her, and she thinks im a creep now.
Mike: The one with the nice money makers?
Joe: Ya, i TWIed last night to her, and she thinks im a creep now.
by Boozehound33 April 2, 2007
Get the TWI mug.All of the information, facts, and details surrrounding not only the movie of Twilight, but its actors/actresses as well.
Person one: Omg, did you know that Taylor Lauther was in "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" before Twilight? And Robert is-
Person two: Girl, quit it with the twi-fi.
Person two: Girl, quit it with the twi-fi.
by Cicilicious August 11, 2010
Get the twi-fi mug.Him: *facebook status* "ahhh i just love jacob"
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!
by nattybug October 12, 2010
Get the Twi-fight mug.(n.) someone who is obsessed with the Twilight saga; a combination between "Twilight" and "Obsess", insinuating that the person is obsessed with Twilight; (adj.) a word to express how attached a person is to their beloved Twilight saga.
Examples:
(n.)"Look at all those twi-obs - I can't believe they're sleeping outside the movie theater for the Eclipse showing tomorrow night!"
(adj.)"You're going to bring a life-sized cardboard Edward Cullen in the theater with you? You're so twi-obs."
(n.)"Look at all those twi-obs - I can't believe they're sleeping outside the movie theater for the Eclipse showing tomorrow night!"
(adj.)"You're going to bring a life-sized cardboard Edward Cullen in the theater with you? You're so twi-obs."
by Novelist Anonymous June 9, 2010
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