twi-fi

All of the information, facts, and details surrrounding not only the movie of Twilight, but its actors/actresses as well.

Person one: Omg, did you know that Taylor Lauther was in "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" before Twilight? And Robert is-

Person two: Girl, quit it with the twi-fi.

twi-fi by Cicilicious August 11, 2010

Twi-fight 

When two people get into an argument about which twilight character is better

Him: *facebook status* "ahhh i just love jacob"
Her: *comments* nope edward is better!
Him: noooo jacob!
Me: dude ya'll are having a twi-fight!!!

Twi-fight by nattybug October 12, 2010

twifing 

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

twifing by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing 

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

twifing by Candish August 24, 2016

Twifight 

An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.

Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.

*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?

Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.

*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!

Twifight by iloveturkey May 6, 2009

Twifight 

This is an event that occurs when you refuse to bring your girlfriend to see a movie from the Twilight series.

Paul: Did you hear? Jack and Kim broke up because he refused to go see New Moon with her.

Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.

Twifight by Tylenol123 December 3, 2009

Twific 

A fan fiction based on the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer.

Many of these fan-fics are written by giddy 13-to-19-year-old girls that have a creepy obsession with Edward Cullen (the main character/vampire/"ideal guy"), while also having a severe hatred of Bella Swan (due part to jealousy caused by her relationship with Mr. Cullen in the book).

These fan-fictions are usually bizarre and deviate from the original story to an extreme some couldn't fathom. It's believed there's an army of the crazed fangirls writing these with the intent of brainwashing everyone into believing that Stephenie Meyer is indeed, the greatest author in the world, and that Twilight is the best fictional series to have ever been written...

All joking aside, the fandom of the series is ridiculous, and the fan-fics have no purpose in even existing. Now I think I'll stab my eyes out before my friends get into them and try to get me to read them.

*Guy 1 walks in.*

Guy 1: "Hey, dude, what are you doing?"

*Guy 2 quickly switches tabs, then minimizes his browser window*

Guy 2 (nervously): "Nothing, nothing, just uh- Checking out some uh... Pictures on deviant-"
Guy 1: "Ha! Are you looking at a Twific again?"

*Guy 1 pushes Guy 2 aside and re-opens the browser*

Guy 2: "DUDE! SHUT UP! MY SISTER SENT IT TO ME!"
Guy 1: "Haha! I'm telling the rest of the fraternity! No more Alpha Kappa Omega shower privileges for you!"

--

*Crazed Fangirl approaches Random Bypasser*

Crazed Fangirl: HEY! DO YOU LIKE TWILIGHT?!
Random Bypasser: Uh, sure, yeah, I guess it's pretty... Uh... Okay...
Crazed Fangirl: YA RLY! I KNORIGHT?!?!
Random Bypasser: Heh... Suuuuure...
Crazed Fangirl: YOU WANNA' READ MY TWIFIC?!
Random Bypasser: Nah, I'd rather get shot in a random drive-by.

*Random Bypasser then becomes the victim of a random drive-by*

Random Bypasser: This just goes to show that... Dreams DO come true... *dies*

Random Drive Byer: "YEAH! AFTER WE HIT UP DA' LIQUOR STO', HOW 'BOUT WE READ SOME TWIFICS, Y'ALL!"

*other passengers agree, while shouting and cheering about their victory against "the oppressive white man"*

--

Other Guy 1: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! I'LL NEVER READ THEM! NEVER!"

*Other Guy 1 stabs his eyes repeatedly*

Other Guy 2: "It's a shame you can't read these with your eyes anymore... But good thing there's Twifics... IN BRAILLE!"

*Other Guy 2 pulls out several pages of a Twific in Braille*

Other Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Movie Director: "CUT! No, no, no, do it with more feeling. Don't scream like you're trying to win a role for Troll 2, ya' r-tard!"

Other Guy 1: "...I'm not an r-tard..."

Twific by V. Oreos July 2, 2009