Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

by Hiveadventures69 April 19, 2022

sexy cough syrup

A tasty cocktail made of southern comfort, coca cola and raspberry cordial

I'll take one sexy cough syrup

by Therealdave1 September 9, 2023

white syrup

the white juices from a mans penis when he is excited;cum

"do you spit or swallow white syrup"

by Kevin the G December 24, 2008

Mabel syrup

Old bird's flange juice.

That old lady just sat on my pancake & now it's covered in Mabel syrup!

by chelsea_steve October 18, 2009

Maple Syrup Slurper

A pejorative word defining someone of Canadian origin

Andrew Tamchyna, you are such a maple syrup slurper.

by ruggerhuh March 18, 2011

Maple Syrup Surprise

During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE

"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."

by BoilBoyleBoile March 20, 2010

waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid

This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010