Sweetland

A Sweetland is typically a lonely lurker who injects his gay lover with a sugar coated fecal sprinkled syringe; creating a semi-sweet puss filled shit blister, which, is bitten into during the climax of an 11 finger prostate massage.

I was afraid to go to the gay Dr's office for my prostate exam for fear of getting another sweetland.

by Chops D. December 13, 2012

sweetmeat

a more intense version of the word 'sweet'

use with caution.

ian: i almost scored some hot poon last night dude, it was duderad
eric: sweetmeat!

by e*rex January 8, 2004

Sweetpea

The greatest goalscorer of all time, Sweet Pea is commonly referred to as "The Messi of kids with Down syndrome." Sweetpea is an extraordinary player and the way he misses open goals making it look like he messed up but did it on purpose is amazing. There is truly no other specimen like him. Sweetpea is popular amongst his older friends and is commonly "laughed with, not laughed at." Sweetpea's incredible sense of humor makes him a very likeable person among his peers. Sweetpea however lives a dark and secret underground life. He jacks off to videos of prepubescent children, specifically 8th graders named Mia. It is also common knowledge that Sweetpea is not a virgin and has had sex with not only multiple women, but has had dick so far up his ass that he needs it reattached. Sweetpea is also the most handsome looking man in the world. Woman constantly have their eyes on his freckles and would die just to stare into that overexposed forehead of his. Rumor has it, because of the amount of bleach that he dipped his dick in, it spread out into his body and made a permanent mark on his skin. However, it cannot be denied that sweetpea is and always will be the greatest human to walk on the face of the earth.

Sweetpea was looking for his dildo one day and found it in his jar of peanut butter. He then remembered that he let David borrow it and found some white stuff on it, to which Sweetpea happily licked off.

by Jesus from Peotone February 2, 2017

Sweetmeat

A pretty young lady with a beautiful smile will keep u laughing have a sex appeal about her love being in a relationship. She loves everybody until

Better get u a Sweetmeat with a pretty smile

by Swewtmeat April 21, 2017

Sweettea

A female person who believes themself to be amazing, astonishing , aweinspiring , impressive , intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing,The One and Only.

Can also mean crazy woman.

Now that woman was HOT but she no Sweettea.

by Sweettea August 30, 2005

sweeter kitten

A womens breast. Most commonly refered to while she is wearing a sweeter.

Dude look at those sweeter kittens. I'd like to moter boat them.

by Deucey deuce January 18, 2008

sweetmate

See "Chav". They mean the same thing. Burberry wearing trash with many kids and a love of cheap and trashy objects. Usually of caucasian descent. English equivalent of an american hillbilly.

People who appear on "Trisha". A Low-Brow show.

by anon May 13, 2005