Sack of Flour

A typical friend who lays on their ass all day pretending to do "other things" rather than actually perform some productive task. This friend may make excuses of homework, school, alternate activities, time-consuming single player games, et cetera. In reality, they are likely sitting on their couch watching TV.

You: Hey, (name), you want to go play paintball or game this weekend?

Friend: Nah. I've got a test to study for, a few papers to write, and a bunch of other things that piled up suddenly.

You: Why are you being such a sack of flour, I know you don't have any shit to do...

by Raetzain December 18, 2011

sack whack

to be smacked in the scrotum very fast and very painfully.

" hey, whats wrong with you?"

"i just got sack whacked"

by krl November 12, 2003

hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day

Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

tickling my ball sack

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

by Urmomispoo69 December 21, 2018

Sack Master

A Highschool, College, NFL, or any other type of defensive football player (usually a defensive end or outside linebacker) that is known to get an impressive amount of sacks.

Julius Peppers, John Abraham, Shawn Marriman, Justin Tuck, Osi Umenyiora, Jared Allen, Joey Porter, James Harrison, Mario Williams, and Demarcus Ware are all examples of current NFL Sack Masters.

by LuvDeezNuts666 January 4, 2009

Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

Cracky Sack

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.

Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!

by Tristram March 29, 2003