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Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
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When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
When the temperature of the subway is so vastly different from the winter temperatures outside and you immediately break into an uncomfortably uncontrollable sweat in your winter clothes.
"Man it was so bloody cold I got all layered up to leave the house and then I got such unrelenting subway sweats within minutes."
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