by Al Pacah February 21, 2019
Get the Suburian mug.1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.
2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.
by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008
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What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.
John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.
Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?
John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!
Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?
John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!
by Eyeconspicuous April 24, 2010
Get the Sub-Urban Dictionary mug.When one has little to no conflict in their life to which they can rise to the occasion, that is build moral character through strife, they will begin creating problems. This disease, if you will, plagues the suburban regions of every state, often manifesting itself in young teens as well as middle-aged men going through identity crises, shallow trophy wives, tennis/soccer moms, parents obsessed with their child's sport or scout troop, etc. are all also examples of "adults" with Suburbanitus.
It's sister disease is Urbanitus, creating strife from boredom through petty crime, gangs, etc.
Such diseases hint to an underdeveloped maturity in thought, leading to the illogical use of excessive, unjustified emotion. Perhaps the saddest thing about Suburbanitus is the cure. Only life threatening situations in which one clearly sees how shallow their lives are given the prominent and very real threat of death can overcome the disease.
It's sister disease is Urbanitus, creating strife from boredom through petty crime, gangs, etc.
Such diseases hint to an underdeveloped maturity in thought, leading to the illogical use of excessive, unjustified emotion. Perhaps the saddest thing about Suburbanitus is the cure. Only life threatening situations in which one clearly sees how shallow their lives are given the prominent and very real threat of death can overcome the disease.
John: Hey Sally, want to hang out with me and Carol tonight?
Sally: Why do you choose her over me?
John: I'm not, I'm saying we should all hang out...
Sally: (bawls)
John: Bawwwwliin! Sally has the worst case of Suburbanitus. She just runs around causing problems and creating drama. She needs to grow up and quit acting like a child.
Sally: Why do you choose her over me?
John: I'm not, I'm saying we should all hang out...
Sally: (bawls)
John: Bawwwwliin! Sally has the worst case of Suburbanitus. She just runs around causing problems and creating drama. She needs to grow up and quit acting like a child.
by Blake Tipton April 20, 2008
Get the Suburbanitus mug.s a diss track to rapper/ GD affiliate, 22gz who claimed in previous songs the use of suburbans that his folk affiliates would “spin” meaning shoot up the block or come to the area of the crips that resides with Sheff G, Sheff G is calling out 22 as for all this time none of his affiliates spinned on them, although knowing where they reside at, making them liars.
by dogmaster69 November 5, 2020
Get the See No Suburbans mug.Yo i just sold a 1/4 lb of that sticky icky purple to these frat boys in the suburbahood.
I just robbed these two upper middle class cats for there dubs in the suburbahood
I just robbed these two upper middle class cats for there dubs in the suburbahood
by dalastdraco September 1, 2009
Get the Suburbahood mug.A small suburb of a larger city that is just large enough to be significant, yet small enough to be very quiet and quite insignificant in the meaning of life.
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