cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation

I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.

by Bigmini February 25, 2008

Devils triangle

A pretend drinking game made up on 9/27/18 by "Honorable" Brett Kavanaugh when faced with credible allegations of sexual assault put forward by no less than four (so far) women. Devils triangle is a threesome with two men and one woman, not a drinking game like Quarters, as Kavanope would like everyone to believe. Devils triangle can also be defined as a lie told under perjury when a belligerent white male feels cornered when confronted with his own disgusting behavior, most likely with the blessing of a patriarchal and mysogynistic system.

"Devils triangle is a game like Quarters, except its nothing like Quarters and its actually code for a sexual threesome. Please believe me I have told myself these lies so many times I am beginning to believe them. Help I'm a scared white male!" --Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Hearings

"Can you believe the Devils Triangle that that guy just offered under oath?! It's obvious he's lying and no sane person would believe this ridiculousness..." --a sane person with common sense, right before a whole bunch of self-serving, corrupt, and close-minded politicians stood by the lie

by FancyRants September 27, 2018

Spencer's Triangle

A sex position including two chicks and a dude in which the dude and a chick are making out while he is fucking and she is getting eaten out by the third chick, thus making a triangle and a non-awkward threesome.

Dude! John, Kate, and Mary had a Spencer's Triangle last night.

by FunkBuster October 6, 2009

open triangle

a sexual relationship involving three persons, two of whom never have sex with EACH OTHER. For example, in a heterosexual triangle M-F-M, the two men have sex with the woman but never with the other.

See closed triangle.

A famous example of an open triangle was that involving Manuel de Godoy, Queen Maria Louisa, and King Carlos IV . In exchange for servicing two of the most repulsive people in Europe, Godoy made an enormous fortune and became the effective ruler of Spain.

The relationship was an open triangle because the king and queen found each other unbearable.

by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010

Triangle

A style of shaving woman's pubic hair where it is bare with only a triangle pointing to the clit.

My best friend and I are straight, but her and I have a special relationship.

She and I like having sex together a lot. We do it in the shower mainly.

She and I were showering each other like always, and then I grabbed the razor. I looked at eye level at her gorgeous pussy but I wanted it with less hair. I told her to spread her legs wide and not too move.

I rubbed shaving cream all over it and started shaving her. Dragging the razor over the top portion, and below to make it bald. I shaved all but a triangle pointed to her clit.

She moaned as I shaved her and later as I stroked her newly shaven kitty

by Horny hooker November 6, 2013

iron triangle

Naval academy phrase used to describe a dating scenario in which a midshipman is sleeping with three different women at one time:
1) In the Walls (a girl in the Naval Academy)
2) Over the Walls (a girl located in Annapolis or nearby, but not in the Naval Academy)
3) Back Home (in the midshipman's home town)

Now that Frank is fucking that townee, he's completed his Iron Triangle!

by Midshipman X December 3, 2007

viagra triangle

Neighborhood in Chicago's near north side known for its preponderancy of singles bars and dance clubs. The triangle is formed geographically by Chicago Avenue on the south, State Street to the west, and Rush Street as the hypotenuse - though the bars to the north along Division Street are commonly considered a part of the Viagra Triangle experience.

You're guaranteed to hook up if you hang around Viagra Triangle long enough.

by RJB2000 November 15, 2006