When you get a sudden rush of blood to your old man when you see a picture of a woman ass, tits, and fanny
by Jeffery Sylivester January 31, 2003
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A term used for stuck up females. They never answer your calls, they ignore your text messages and they have you added on Facebook but don't acknowledge or say nothing to you when they see you out in the public eye unless you say HEY first. Attention whores who give no "PLAY" to only boost up their own low self-esteem by allowing the guy to endlessly chase them with no hopes of ever building a REAL friendship/relationship. The type of chick that will give out her number when you ask for it just for the hell of it to mislead the guy and to boost her own morale. These females are usually damaged-goods. They've been hurt in the past, and they usually have a lot of male friends.
Rambo: (Texting some girl who hasn't been replying back to his text message lately) "Man Cornelius, these hoes be acting stiff."
Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."
Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."
by Rambooooo March 20, 2013
Get the Stiff mug.A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.
Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.
by franken dude December 7, 2013
Get the Stiff mug.In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)
Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"
I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"
I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
by Saklickr1414 December 1, 2007
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