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Theo and Stanley

Theo and Stanley are made for each other. With one being a good liar as a personality trait and one being very responsible they are the perfect pair. No matter what other people think of them they are destined they will live a long happy life together.
Oh i wish we could be more like Theo and Stanley
Did you see the cute picture Theo and Stanley posted together?
by bottomburppoophello April 2, 2022
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stale

Lacking a certain something..... Being lame, as in old, like bread, except not moldy....
Look at his stale ass! He doesn't deserve that hoe.
by home dyke April 22, 2006
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jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
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Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.
I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!
by 1Founder February 7, 2009
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Stalemate

1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.

2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.

2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
by Pam Light May 13, 2005
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Stanley

A person who has an amazing personality.which also shows a great interest in music mostly singing.This is also the type of person to hang out with girls and date.he has a great use of negative to turn it into positive.hes also the type of person to be successful in his music.He tends to hide his personal life and upcoming music projects which he will only share with his loved one.he also has a tendency to make people laugh mostly girls.if your ever around Stanley talk to him he might remember you in a couple of years.
Girls Stanley music career successful amazing life singing loved
by UrbanXdictionary May 9, 2018
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Stanley Yelnats Sweater

Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"
by gazerbeam April 25, 2013
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