Squidwank

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

squidwaaa

tbh i dont even know who you are nor follow you but you said "nobody made one for me..🤧" in @inlovewithritsu aka @inlovewithkiibo's comment section on 8-16-21 under the video where they captioned "😒😒" to a video of them not showing up in the urban dictionary under the name of "inlovewithkiibo."

i dont know who squidwaaa is but they deserve the world <33 😘😘

-boa (aka @okboa on tiktok)

also, user @inlovewithritsu, i hope you got in the urban dictionary my dear mutual.

by okboa October 5, 2021

squidbird

An 8 way gang-bang on an airplane

Jam nervously looked around at the men surrounding him on the plane. He knew he would be sore for weeks after this squidbird took place.

by Skyyyyu.u September 5, 2022

squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.

The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.

by steamybob302 April 25, 2012

Squidwurd

When a guy is so horny and fucks a bowl of spaghetti noodles while playing the clarinet.

" Dude... Jasmine looked so good in that leopard dress I had to hurry home to squidwurd."

by Matt Halverson April 1, 2010

Skidward

Someone who looks like ass.

Yo! That guy looks like skidward!

by Jiggarome November 27, 2019

Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.

Squidwerd Barrel any given saturday night

by TheOperation20710' May 3, 2010