Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 8, 2003

spongebob syndrome

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

by teeny0584 October 13, 2006

spongebob squarepants

a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge

wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!

by tulip March 16, 2003

Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005

sponch

A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.

Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!

"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"

by ricstew January 13, 2008

Sponsor

A sponsor is a key component to successfully recovering from alcoholism or drug addiction through the 12-step program. Your sponsor is the sympathetic support person with whom you can share anything in relation to your recovery process, no matter how embarrassing. Your sponsor is the person who will take you through the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) or Narcotic Anonymous (NA).

I gave my Sponsor my drugs then he put it into my coffee.

by mennäperille December 19, 2019