heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.

by jarsubo January 9, 2026

thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

Bong Booty Surgery

the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty

"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by theydidsurgeryonagrape20-8-5-2 November 26, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

A bad meme.

Doesn't deserve to be put on the internet.

Guy 1: They did surgery on a grape!
Guy 2: *grabs gun*

by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018