Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

pumpkin splooge

the "insides" of a pumpkin that are removed before carving

"i got pumpkin splooge all over me from makin this jack-o-lantern."

by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.

Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.

by erotonaut January 11, 2009

Splooge Makers

slang for testicles where semen is produced ultimately resulting in SPLOOGE!!!

Its about time to drain the splooge makers on my girl, bro.

by Gmaine August 11, 2010

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011