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spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).
Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!
by sorrow April 10, 2013
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spider bites

A set of piercings done in the lower lip, usually involving two or three holes. See also snake bites.
Forget one piercing, I want spider bites!
by tolana December 14, 2006
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spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina
boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck
by jjjerzak January 27, 2008
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spider-man 3

a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.
a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!

moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..
by venomsm3 July 19, 2009
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Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.
by asshole45678 October 25, 2009
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Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."
by somestonerchick November 28, 2011
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Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.
I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.
by Spidera June 26, 2012
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