Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.
Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.
Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.
Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.
by ChromeLynx May 15, 2010
Get the Sound Condomsmug. by andy March 2, 2005
Get the that sounds mexicanmug. by mrs way 666 September 3, 2016
Get the sound ladmug. Someone who, when playing an online game, i.e: Battlefield 3, MW3, etc. is in game chat with a sensitive mic that echos everything, resulting in a unending wave of static sounds that rapes your ears.
Boy 1: Dude I was playing Battlefield last night and some guy
had his super sensitive mic on and my ears got raped.
Boy 2: Congrats, you found a sound fag.
had his super sensitive mic on and my ears got raped.
Boy 2: Congrats, you found a sound fag.
by McGangBang6969 October 5, 2012
Get the Sound Fagmug. A Puget Sound is a type of urethral sounding practice where someone pours sea water inside the urethra of a penis. This gives a cold and tingling sensation which is surprisingly pleasurable.
I just gave my boyfriend a Puget Sound last night, and by golly he said that it was the most orgasmic experience.
by somethingcleaverhahahoihedaodh November 21, 2019
Get the Puget Soundmug. by pedo.phileee October 6, 2020
Get the sound barmug. An audio or video clip from a public figure, celebrity, or politician, that is deliberately provocative. The clip is then picked up by Buzzfeed and its competitors, and is instantly turned into click bait, giving the speaker free publicity and attention. Donald Trump is the most frequent and effective user of sound bait
Sound bait from Donald Trump: "I will build a Great Wall, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall"
*5 minutes later*
Buzzfeed: Which crazy Donald Trump quote describes you the best? Take this quiz to find out!
Upworthy: Donald Trump just said something REALLY awful about Mexico, but watch this video to see how an 8 year old girl proved him wrong!
Gawker: Watch Donald Trump's Latest Idiotic Bigoted Racist Blunder!
*5 minutes later*
Buzzfeed: Which crazy Donald Trump quote describes you the best? Take this quiz to find out!
Upworthy: Donald Trump just said something REALLY awful about Mexico, but watch this video to see how an 8 year old girl proved him wrong!
Gawker: Watch Donald Trump's Latest Idiotic Bigoted Racist Blunder!
by kurbak September 21, 2016
Get the Sound Baitmug.