Somali

Noun: Tall, Skinny, Handsome, Intelligent, Mercentile, Fearless people from the Horn of Africa.

Synonyms: Black Hawk Down

Hitler was actually a Somali with vitiligo.

by Hitlers somali bastard son November 20, 2020

socal girl

In California, a stupid broad who wears giant stunna shades, won't shut up about drinking, wears gaucho pants, bleaches and feathers her hair, and generally tries to say something stupid every goddamned minute of the day. Bonus points for implants.

SoCal girls are so gross, I wouldn't touch them with John Holmes's dick.

by kanga rune August 18, 2007

SoCal

An abbreviation of "Southern California," SoCal is populated by an unusually high percentage of blonds, rich people, boring kids, and bigoted Republicans.

Barry: Hey, girl, where do you come from?
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

SoCal

Quite possibly the most corrupt part of the United States, with NYC right up there. Home to the notorious LAPD. The area consists of LA, OC, and Laguna. Mostly the wealthy live in SoCal, with a few of it's outskirts being middle class. Take Downy for example. In the early 1980's SoCal was the basin for the glam and hair metal scene. Bands such as Motley Crue and Stryper derived from here. The thrash//heavy metal band Metallica also started here, but after realizing the plasticity of the people, or "fans" decided to move to the much more real and down to earth region, ((commonly referred to as NorCal, more specifically the Bay Area, and even more specifically,))of San Francisco. There you have it my friends...

SoCal-er: "Hey! Do you have like a Mercedes? Cos' I have a Porsche! Oh my God, I totally need to lose three pounds!"
NorCal-er: "Dude, hella chill. I'm trying to listen to my Metallica album."
SoCal-er: "Ummm... Arn't they like really famous? Maybe I could score one of the guys! Haha!"
NorCal-er: "SHUT THE FUCK UP you little bimbo! Go back and listen to your fucking Motley Crue record. Jesus!

by Metallichick May 1, 2006

SoCal Slide

verb. A Southern California driving move during which you cross two or more lanes in one fluid motion without pausing in any of the lanes to check for oncoming traffic, etc. Can only be preformed on highways/freeways with four or more lanes, or three lane highways from the onramp. Classically done from an entrance ramp all the way into the fast lane at 80+ MPH.

Called "Slide" for short.

Found most commonly in North County.

Sibling of the jersey slide

Dang, there is a huge row of traffic coming after this clear spot, I better socal slide into the fast lane before I get stuck in the slow lane forever.

Ever since I moved from Del Mar, I haven't been able to do any good slides, since all the highways are only three lanes.

Dang, Melissa tried to socal slide into the fast lane yesterday, and didn't see the Beemer coming up from the back and we almost died!

by Ldov September 20, 2007

Sopelak

A very loud, complicated, and Lithuanian-Polish clan who enjoy large gatherings and doing/saying things that just don't make sense;

will give more information than ever requested;
if you share this last name and bloodline, you are related to every other Sopelak-sorry, you were not switched at birth

Wow, the Sopelak's are taking down the Christmas lights early this year, it's only August.

by saxgirl819 December 18, 2009