an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)
"Weatherspoons has just dropped the price of Fosters"
"splinnit"
please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"
Stallinnium is a chemical of the Periodic Table, and was first discovered in 1968 when blood samples of Soviet citizens were taken. There are traces of Stallinnium in Post-soviet citizen's blood, most present in Russian and Belarusian blood, and it causes extreme nationalism and patriotism. Stallinnium can be poisonous or fatal if injected into non post-soviet citizen's blood, especially so in German and American blood. However, British and French blood have a bit of a resistance to the negative effects, often resulting in Germans and Americans making blood oaths with them.
Doctor: Your blood has significant amounts of Stalinnium
Patient: GO, RUSSIA!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'