Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007

SOFA

Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.

"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"

by ElkTwin May 2, 2006

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

sofiajoshua

Sofia and Joshua make the perfect couple, although Sofia is very popular, and goes to many parties, whereas Joshua prefers to stay home and play video games, and is not too well-known. Joshua can be incredibly shy at first , but after a few days, he can reveal his true, upbeat, funny, and outgoing nature which has Sofia attracted to him. Despite social preferences, Sofia and Joshua have many things in common. Many people find amusement in looking at this couple, as Sofia is quite noticeably taller than Joshua, although to them, it makes no difference. Sofia and Joshua rarely fight, and they are a couple made in heaven, as they will truly be together forever.

Sofiajoshua sofia joshua

by urbandictionaryftw August 29, 2012

Sofia

A gorgeous burnette with a European background. She is always up beat and is very positive. Has a great sense of style. Laid back, lazy but cute. She is very beautiful and all the guys are in love with her and loves her body. She has a really big ass like jello and big boobs. She flirts with all they guys and its hard to tell who she really does like. She tends to fall with the wrong people. Her family has very good morals, is very supportive and do whatever to make her happy. Sofia is very loyal and trustworthy and would never tell someone's secret unless she doesn't like them. She is very sweet and loving. Shes a wonderfull kisser and she is very good in bed. She has amazing talents that you wouldn't expect from her. She is everything a girl would want to be and they are all jelous of her. She will be very succesful when she grows up. The most amazing girl you will ever meet!!

Dude1: Man, did you see Sofia today?
Dude2: Yeah, she was wearing tight pants. Damn her ass was fine tho
Dude1: Yeah, I could smack that hard.

Girl1: Omg did you see Sofia's instagram post?
Girl2: Omg yeah, everyones commenting peach emojis
Girl1: Who wouldn't. I would kill for that body!
Girl2: I wish I looked like that!
Girl 1: Me too

by Aannoonnyymmoouussssssssssssss February 18, 2017

sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky December 3, 2007

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003