Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

Snowperson/Snowman

A white person

Look at that fuckin Snowperson/snowman!

by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020

Dripping Snowman

When a girl gets all her holes creampied by a group of guys

“Me and the gang gave Brooke a dripping snowman, best night of her life!”

by snowmachine69 August 2, 2018

vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream

Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!

by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018

Snowman

1. The n-word for white people.
2. Word to refer to a white boy from the hood

- Yo n**** !
- Bro I’m white as hell
- Oh my bad then … Waddup Snowman

by Definisseurofgod January 16, 2022

Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Don’t go in there bro, just made the biggest snowman

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021