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snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass
"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"
by Dick dick couch December 12, 2016
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Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.
Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
mugGet the Edgelord vs. Snowflake Debatemug.

oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017
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mouth full of snowflakes

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.
by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005
mugGet the mouth full of snowflakesmug.

Pussy whooped snowflake

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!
This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018
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Snowflake

What is is: A person who easily and irrationally gets upset at what other people say or do.

What it isn't: A left wing person, or a person calling out bigotry. There are plenty of conservative snowflakes, political views doesn't come into it.
The owner of the syrup brand decided to remove racist imagery from their packaging. This prompted many snowflakes to throw a tantrum and whinge about "cancel culture".

The 31 year old snowflake was upset because the world wouldn't cater to his every whim.

The snowflake was incredibly upset because the movie had a male character who is in love with another male character, and called for a boycott of the production company.
by 3BSG3 June 13, 2023
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