snoiking

verb;
1)to tell on
2)to rat on

I'm snoiking on you, you penis sucker. Oooo I like, do it again.

by Erin's evil bestfriend. May 26, 2003

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

Sackling

The extra scrotums that are gained from drinking a can of Red Bull; thereby providing the much needed testicular fortitude to accomplish amazing feats of extremeliness!

"Red Bull doesn't give you wings... Red Bull gives you SACKLINGS!"

by KayakProdigy November 9, 2011

snorfling

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.

"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."

by Chester83 May 1, 2012

shockping

the art of women shopping and men getting aftershocks.

what a shockping day it was...

by escf12 September 29, 2012

snorgling

snort laughing

snorgling; laughed so hard i snorted, laughed cause i snorted and that made me snort

by velang December 29, 2013

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014