by Tray007 August 14, 2018
Get the The Salty Snappermug. by Hugh Wards April 3, 2017
Get the snack snappermug. by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
Get the Cold Blooded Finger Snappermug. When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.
We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.
by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021
Get the nonferrous snappermug. by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
Get the Cracker snappermug. When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. A drink of liquor. While the term 'sip' is used within the word, generally a sipper-snapper can be a drink as large as a 711 Big Gulp cup.
Jesus: Yo whats good with those bitches?
Dennis: They wanna chill around 11 tonight at some ritzy ass club, we should go grab some cheap sipper-snappers before we go to save some money.
Dennis: They wanna chill around 11 tonight at some ritzy ass club, we should go grab some cheap sipper-snappers before we go to save some money.
by dmo86 April 20, 2011
Get the sipper-snappermug.