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muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.
Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017
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Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.
I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?
by Vettech12 October 18, 2017
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Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.
Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.
by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019
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Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019
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coochie snapper

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper
by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019
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Whipper Snapper

A Whipper Snapper is just a young person who is inexperienced and overconfident and mostly used by older people.
The old man yelled at the whipper snapper as the young boy walked on his lawn.
by #1WHIPPERSNAPPER January 20, 2021
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nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.
We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.
by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021
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