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ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
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Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.
by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008
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Smugly

An intellectual word used to describe someone whom is Smug but also Ugly.
by Jamu September 3, 2012
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Butter Smuggler

My friend smuggled butter into Norway. They had to punch him in the stomach in order to retrieve it. Dumb butter smuggler.
by Murdoik December 25, 2011
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Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.
1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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choad smuggler

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Smugly

Her hands were really smugly!
by Alixndy April 14, 2019
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