The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..
1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
by g8r boy July 01, 2010
by skeet ulrich March 17, 2005
when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 24, 2010
Derogatory term to refer to someone who is ignorant, stupid, dumb, of low intelligence, mentally challenged.
by Tattooed Frog May 23, 2006
by Marc Ecko September 02, 2009
That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.
Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
by Mammy Yokum November 03, 2012
After the boom of soft porn in the 1970s and the mainstream advent of hard porn in the 80s-90s, smart porn is the inevitable market leader in adult entertainment for the the 21st century.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Dude: hey sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place and spark up some OG kush with a porno in the background?
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
by Ontology Mustard November 14, 2010