slumberjacking

Masturbating a predefined sleeping apparatus, such as a bed, sleeping bag, or hammock. Often with the intention of passing the fuck out after.

I can't go tonight bro, gonna hit the hay, maybe do some slumberjacking first.

by Shaboyjay August 14, 2014

Slumberjam

(adj.) The dryness of the mouth (aka. cotton mouth) after smoking a blunt... or two.

I need a drink, i got that slumberjam.

by Rom Fernandez August 14, 2007

Lumberjack

When two guys tag team a girl and hold her body in the air by the arms and legs.

"Lets lumberjack this bitch."

by popov boner March 10, 2008

Lumberjackian

Someone that who wears lumberjack clothing, gear and an occasional sombrero, but is neither a mexican nor a lumberjack. Usually has large amounts of hair and a crevat.

Mike: That would explain his facial-hair.
Jordan: It's called a crevat, you non-lumberjackian!

by lordplagus March 19, 2011

lumberjackie

1. A lady who falls trees, cuts them into logs, or transports them to a sawmill.

2. A female lumberjack.

That plaidly clad lumberjackie was lookin so fine in her new blue jeans and suspenders.

That lumberjackie makes my Swedish fiddle stand on end!

by whiteraven1492 May 14, 2011

Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~

by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011

Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.

Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!

by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011