Slob of a Woman

a) Adj. A woman so despicable in her actions that she frequently repulses people by her mere behavior, and shows likeness to filthy slob. Often she is not aware of how her actions are perceived by other, resulting in a hideous blue Vodka Cruiser stained cackle when she mistakenly thinks that people are laughing with her, not at her.

A girl is in such a state of mental unrest while hungover, that she drops her MacDonald's burger on the balcony floor, squats down and proceeds to pick her burger to bits while shoveling large quantities into her mouth in a similar posture to a gorilla. All the while she breathes rather loudly through her mouth due to her 'sinus problems'.

You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."

by bluey_grey October 17, 2008

Slobalt

A stock cobalt ls or lt model with the 2.2 ecotec. they are very slow so the combination of the cars name and its slowness has come together as the Slobalt.

Haha u drive a Slobalt

by Captain_Cobalt January 17, 2011

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.

Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?

by ewp January 27, 2004

Slobber bobbin

The act of extreme oral performed on a male. To deep throat to the extent of uncontrollable gagging and slobbering on ones penis. Also, to "bob" on a penis while having your head operated by another; thus being unable to swallow and slobbering all over your partner and yourself.

My throat is a little sore, but that's the risk you take when your slobber bobbin.

by RabbitCO April 3, 2012

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

Slobberphile

A person who has a strong affinity towards saliva, esp. that of larger breed dogs such as Newfoundlands, Mastiffs, Saint Bernards, etc. But also may include any other species you’re interested in.
Being licked/kissed/slobbered on by such creatures is, more often than not, a major turn on for slobberphiles.
In some cases, these creatures are difficult, dangerous, impossible, or just plain awkward to get close to, so many slobberphiles in that position may simply rely on fantasy in order to play out their dream situation. It probably doesn’t need to be said, but of course this doesn’t make them any less valid than someone who is into more accessible animals.

"That guy with the huge mastiff over there is probably, like, a slobberphile or something."

by Albert96.5 December 9, 2016

slobbgagger

What oneis called when they take male penis down their throat...which makes them start to slobber...and gag..which in turm is very pleasurable to the one receiving this art..

JASON TOLD HIS FRIENDS.."SINCE HIGH SCHOOL..MAGGIE HAS BECAME THE BEST "SLOBBGAGGER" DURING INTIMACY..

by Gammi13 October 2, 2017