snedge

versatile verb adjetive,noun
snedgesnedgin'/snedgingsnedgiest
snedge off
piss up a snedgin' rope go away
snedgetasticwonderful
snedgeville where snedges hang
snedge petal female loved one
snedgearama where many snedges hang
snedge breath morning breath
snedge face ugly person

"you big snedge"
"i fell off the roof of my house and that bleedin snedge just stood there and laughed as the ambulance crew were removing the garden rake from my snegin' left buttock"

by captain snedge pants December 1, 2003

[stedge]

Used as a substitution for a word in a commonly known phrase, so therefore it does not obscure the nuance of the original phrase. Its sole purpose is to inspire and encourage silliness.

To stedge or not to stedge, that is the question.
If it weren’t for bad stedge I’d have no stedge at all.
If you've seen one stedge, you've seen 'em all.
Inquiring minds need to stedge.

by AnnieBzillagurl January 1, 2009

Swedge

A word used by Batman whenever he needs to do something specifically with a tool. (ie. clamp, cut, splice, squeeze, etc.)

Give me that tool so I can swedge this together.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 1, 2013

sedge

Freakin' sexy.

Frances and Tony are so sedge. I want them!

by Tonces October 20, 2010

butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick

mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!

by D. Graham October 10, 2005

swedge

Lengthening a piece of tubing with special pliers. Pressure is put down on the tube, in which a rod has be inserted to keep it from collapsing. frequently used in musical instrument repair.

swedge the tube for the key to lengthen it.

by Mark Fischer April 25, 2006

Arse sludge

A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.

"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."

by Will Long January 6, 2009