Sack Sniff

sak-snif

noun

When a male rubs his hand along his scrotum, and then proceeds smells his hand--now scented with his ball musk--, he has just performed a Sack Sniff. Often performed, but rarely acknowledged in polite society, the Sack Sniff is an interesting cultural sensation that begs for an evolutionary-psychological explanation. The male executing the Sack Sniff will often report enjoying the scent, or at least conceding that he finds himself executing the Sack Sniff frequently. Perhaps he is checking levels of pheromones in his system as a form of virility/fertility auto-monitoring behavior.

Male 1: Did you really just wipe your balls with your hand and then smell it?

Male 2: Obviously. You never sneak a Sack Sniff?

Male 1: (sheepishly) Yah, I guess I do...

The man enjoyed a refreshing Sack Sniff while undressing to shower.

by orpheusnvrlookbck March 31, 2012

sack wack

The act of being wacked in the testicles by someone with a forcable back hander.

"hey did u just sack wack that guy"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Slacksquatch

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

Slifer Slacker

A person who tries to slack off in a card game.

Stop slacking off you slifer slacker!

by Mikethunders100 December 27, 2017

Slacktivist

A person that does simple things like change their avatar colour or post a status update about a cause instead of actively supporting the cause.

Slacktivists twitter/facebook:
I just turned my twitter avatar green to support haiti, LOL.

OMG feel well sorry for the people in (major disaster/big news story), hope you get better soon xoxo

by 4ndr3wk January 19, 2010

Sack Sniffer

A sack sniffer can refer to heterosexual and bi sexual woman, bi sexual men, and transgendered individuals who enjoy place their noses up against a man’s testicles.

I take being called a sack sniffer as a compliment because I love to sniff sacks!

by Newfie blogger March 3, 2020