Skeeter's Theorem

A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.

I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!

Skeeter's Theorem by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009

Gambit skeet 

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.

Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.

Gambit skeet by Ty Rock December 13, 2008

Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.

Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?

Three Sheets by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008

Skeet Shelf 

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.

This broad had a huge skeet shelf.

Skeet Shelf by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008

skeet daddy 

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.

Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.

skeet daddy by Splashgame June 4, 2016

skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.

Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.

skeeter-hawk by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017

skeet skeet cannon 

The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz

Dang that skeet skeet cannon was amazing last night...

skeet skeet cannon by lildick nigga April 8, 2019