shwanky

dinky, incompetent, crappy, shitty

That shwanky little piece of shit!

by ksadgjiehga February 15, 2010

shwookie

A hairy African American.

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes May 17, 2010

shoonk

(verb, transitive) -- To put salt on something. Can be used for any method (shaker, paper packet, twisting a sea-salt dispenser, etc.), but the word comes from the sound of using a salt shaker (shoonk, shoonk, shoonk). The double-O is pronounced like the one in the word "foot".

My fish needs some salt. I need to shoonk it.

"Do you want me to shoonk your eggs?" "No, I don't like salt on eggs."

by Jeff 46902 December 28, 2007

shonkalism

noun shonkalist
adj. shonkalism
deriv. shonky

A musical genre where the intention is to produce a discordant and/or disjointed sound. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

"hey, he's a proper shonklaist spinning those shonky sounds for the shonkalism cause."

by Shonky DJ August 21, 2007

shwank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!
When you think somthing is crap, This is the perfect word to say about it.

"What did you think of that new club mate? "

To be honest mate it was ShWank !!

by Boss 69 May 26, 2005

shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004

shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003