Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009

shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 4, 2017

Shaking in my space boots

The same as shakin' in my boots, which means scared. The phrase is used sarcastically often.

The specific term comes from Austin Powers in which Dr. Evil says "I'm shaking in my little space boots", although some falsely attribute it to Toy Story. Also, the "little" is commonly skipped from the phrase.

Thug: "We comin to get chuuuuu"

Girl: "Oh mann i'm shaking in my space boots"

by blaqq September 20, 2011

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

shacking

The act of staying at someone else's house overnight, in order to make a person jealous. You don't necessarily have to do anything sexual, just as long as the other person thinks you did.

You want to make her jealous, you need to find a girl to shack with.

by Tensor March 15, 2005

Shaking Hands

(verb)

When you go to CVS and make out with someone while old people watch in disgust at your excessive amount of PDA

"Dude, i went to CVS and saw that girl shaking hands with everyone!"

by Vanilla September 15, 2004

whale sharking

when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.

I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!

by David Goetz January 19, 2009