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Combat Shotgun

A shotgun, semi-automatic or fully-automatic that is used by Police or Military forces in combat situations.
I blew a hole the size of a dinner plate in that guy with my combat shotgun.

Shit! Zombies!

Dude, we have combat shotguns!

Riiiiight. I forgot.
by Private Cowboy February 14, 2009
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Shotguns

A drinking game, also known as shoties.

Played with beer in a can, usually Coors Light (hence "Silver Bullet"). You must make a hole at the side of the can near the bottom that is roughly the size of a coin. (a proper shotie hole is a clean cut sqaure) Obviously tilt the can on an angle upside down so when you make the hole, so no beer runs out. You can cut using a house/car key, or a knife.

Make the hole so it compliments your opening hand, (lefty, righty) and how you will open the top of the beer. Because what you have to do is, when spectator(s) counts down from five, on the 1 count you must put your mouth on the hole, (you can start with your mouth on it already) tilt the beer upright, open the can, and chug it... All within that 1 count.
You will finish the beer in about 3 seconds because of the air escaping through the top, and will get lightheaded fast and drunk as fuck later. (No oxygen mixed with beer while consuming; alchohol goes straight through your system)

The point of the game is you want to chug your beer the fastest out of everyone; you play with about 3-4 people, until the 24 is finished. The last person to finish each shotie,(if finishes) is named "nurse". Also, it is mandatory that when all players are done their shoties, (especially winners) they hold their can up and pour the remaining drops; if a good amount of beer pours out, (enough to mop the deck) then they will also receive the "nurse" title as well, and 2nd place will be winner.
If the number of players are odd and there isn't enough beer for everyone to play in the final shoties, then the 2 or 3 fastest of the bunch will shotie.

Overall winner will receive title of "Shotgun King", and will receive shotgun privileges on the ride home. No one else can challenge the passenger seat if it is won by said "Shotgun King", even if someone else calls shotty to get dibs on passenger seat.
This rule applies for the whole week or at least until the next party, where someone can challenge the "Shotgun King" for their title and privileges.
Glover: Yo, are you grabbin juice for PJs jam man?
Sabz: Bro I'm getting a 24 of Coors all cans runnin shoties all night bro first t all day
Glover: LOL SHOTIES FIRST T ALL DAY!

Shawn: Dude, where's Sabz?
Marko: Outside running shotguns.
Shawn: Fuck eh, he's been running shoties all night. What a tank.
Marko: Yeah, he's the Shotgun King.
by Theycallmesabz June 25, 2008
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shotgun wound

A shotgun wound is a term used to describe a large gaping vagina.
That whore, donna, has fucked so many guys that her pussy looks like a shotgun wound
by badtouch July 12, 2006
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shotgun hair

The hair that Emo kids have nowadays.
Normal bangs in the front, with an explosion of spiky out the back.

It looks like a shotgun suicide.
All the girls on myspace wear too much eyeliner and have shotgun hair
by TheShaman July 10, 2006
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Shotgun Ass

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your diarrhea shit comes out at once with spread simmiler to that of a shotgun shell.
Man my Shotgun Ass was so fast I think my butt hole is bleeding.
by Lonesome Bear November 25, 2015
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Ruby Shotgun

If a chick is on her period, and she just so happens to queef when you are eating her out, you have experienced a Ruby Shotgun.
Girl1: ZOMFG! I totally Ruby shotguned Brad last night. I so ruined his favorite shirt and Doctor said he'll have an eye infection for weeks.
Girl2: That's pretty knarl, I would tell people about this.
by Baby con Juicey October 11, 2007
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shotgun anus

The phrased yelled before two guys tag team a girl to determine who is going to get anal.
"Dude, lets wreck that chick. And guess what, SHOTGUN ANUS!"
by HumperNDumper02 September 8, 2009
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