Shit on a Shovel

A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.

Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds

The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4

Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders

by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011

shove it up ur ass

No defintion just shove it up your ass.

if someone is bein smart say it eg.
kid: i got this new thing
u: big shit
kid: more than u can afford
u: shove it up ur ass

or u can use it against anyone at any oppurtanity

by Ya Mum Nah just kiddin September 19, 2006

Shove it up my ass

Shoving whatever i can find up my asd hole to give me pleasure

I have a stick so shove it up my ass

by Shove it up my ass July 25, 2016

covid-shmovid

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

by a_fool March 27, 2020

shit shoveller

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...

____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004

Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

Wet Shovel

When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.

Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.

by KamikazeTaxi April 19, 2010