shmooka

An annoying person who insists on taking up your valuable time.

He bugs me every day, and is just a shmooka.

by halestormz97 December 9, 2008

shmoogles

My friend sam, one day, i just say hey, you, shmoogles, come'er!

shmoog
shmoogle
shmoo
shmoogles
THERE ARE ALL THE SAME WORD from SAM!!!

by jax loves vinny July 7, 2003

Shmoo

A blob like architectural monstrosity forced upon an unsuspecting public. Typically the torturous revenge of artistically “form above function” inclined Architects exacted upon the inevitably “function before form” structural engineer of a project. Often can be found on exteriors of buildings increasing the risk of seismic collapse, or inside where they reduce clearance, increase clutter, or otherwise counter-intuitively change a space.

"Did you see what the architect has on the plan for the new building? It's this huge oval with holes out of drywall hanging from the ceiling. What a shmoo!

by Bill Beveridge September 16, 2004

shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

Shmoo

A creature having a strange or frightening appearance

The fat chick is a fucking Schmoo

by Matt Penfold February 13, 2004

Shmoo

1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".

2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.

3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.

1. Hiya Shmoo!

2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.

3. ShmooShmooShmoo.

by Spase January 27, 2007

shmoorgasm

the act in witch a man cums inside of a warm vagina, causing the cum to slowly drip out onto a black man's penis, while he is holding a gram-cracker under his penis. When all of the cum (semen retards) has dripped onto the black COCK the man will place another gram-cracker on top and have the person who's vagina was cummed on eat the "shmoorgasm"

remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.

8===================D <black cock note the small balls

randy: hurry up and cum already
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~

by jonnypencilpush April 9, 2010