Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitmit

1. A glove or mit that is completely covered in your own shit because you stuck your hand so far up your ass.

2. Describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own ass.

"Man I just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own butt. It was awesome!"

by Bitty Cent March 22, 2005

shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

see jon
jokes jokes

by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

shitkitties

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

Shitshtick

A belief of immense unrecognized ridiculousness; an idea that though obscenely obvious in being unfounded in reason and sensibility, is accepted regularly.

Religion is a shitshtick inherited from superstitious old men.

The elder woman defaced her dignity upon asserting the shitshtick that cancer was caused by watching too much television.

by As You Will November 20, 2010