Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.
“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”
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A French Canadian trying to say shit cunt
Mostly used by twomad which also mean that you're the most superior person if you use this word in a room of people don't knowing what you say
Mostly used by twomad which also mean that you're the most superior person if you use this word in a room of people don't knowing what you say
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Get the Shitcun mug.When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.
Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.
Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.
Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
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Get the shitland street mug.a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.
Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).
This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).
This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
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