Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.

"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."

by NampleSack April 4, 2010

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011

shimpared

unable to lively shake the shoulders and hips; unable to shimmy

It was an ok dance, but Jane shouldn't have been in it. She's too shimpared.

by Brittany December 21, 2004

shimpact

To shit on impact , When a person dies from falling or being struck by something they shit at the instant of impact and death.

Did you hear the shimpact after that dude got hit by a car

by Cory B666 February 11, 2008

Shimpypank

The term shimpypank is used when someone has a accident and the person with them would call them a shimpypank

Girl 1: I just shat myself
Girl2: oh my god your such a shimpypank

by Hot chicken October 26, 2019

Shimper

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

Shimper

A person who's a simp and also ships other people

She's such a shimper, she ships me with Fin 'cause she can't find anyone to simp for!
Stop being a shimp! But bro, I ship ya with Ellie so...I guess I'm a shimper too?

by magicauras September 25, 2022