shamalakeuk

shamalakeuk is a new ethnicity which originated in somalia.
Shamalakeuks are all often dark skinned and have a funky smell as it very
cultural to smear shit on yourself if you're a shamalakeuk

I am a shamalakeuk

by Mariana123 July 7, 2022

shamallama

If a llama eats a shama and and they go through abnormal fusion it is called shamallama

No way! I just saw a Shamallama eating flowers in my garden, except they were not just any normal flowers, they were sunflowers, that caused it to have a shnart attack.

by shnart burgu March 4, 2023

Shamamerd

When Sean Wick drinks all day and night and has a secretive, yet suttle tone,upon his proclamation.

"No! I'm not Shamamerd! - Sean Wick

by Fetus-Deletus August 14, 2023

Marc Shaiman rule

In musical theatre, regardless of the subject matter of a show, a song is written for a black woman to sing (or more commonly, belt) that is supposed to be a showstopper. Named after famed film and theatrical composer Marc Shaiman

Ben: That black woman's random song in the second act really stopped the show in a good way.

Charles: It was smart of the composers to employ the Marc Shaiman rule.

by theaterqueen November 23, 2011

Shakano-Shamano

Shakano-Shamano is the art in which one portrays a weird individual who makes absolutely no sense at all. The Shakano belief is that when you are in any serious, sad or funny scenario in life, reply with the response, "Shakano-Shamano." It is not intended to make any sense at all, which is the beauty of the Shakano.

Friend: Yo bro.. Why did you have sex with my girl friend? I'm going to beat you up!
You: .....Shakano-Shamano

Parent: *Yelling at children* You are in serious trouble... What do you have to say for yourself?!?
Child: SHAKANO-SHAMANO

Boyfriend: "Baby, I love you! Will you marry me?"
Girlfriend: SHAKANO-SHAMANO BITCH!

by The real monkey man February 13, 2018

couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.

Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.

by Accedendum June 4, 2018

salty shamaal

it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her

maan azaan is acting loike the salty shamaal,
the mighty salty shamaal

by Nailiboi June 14, 2019