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Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

Marc Shaiman rule

In musical theatre, regardless of the subject matter of a show, a song is written for a black woman to sing (or more commonly, belt) that is supposed to be a showstopper. Named after famed film and theatrical composer Marc Shaiman

Ben: That black woman's random song in the second act really stopped the show in a good way.

Charles: It was smart of the composers to employ the Marc Shaiman rule.

by theaterqueen November 23, 2011